Fifa Killed The Blogging Star

Hoezit daar. So just when you thought it was safe to come out and play. . . .
The blog has been on a keyboard down, its like a chalk down but with keyboards and not teachers but bloggers.
We were highly unsatisfied with the points we were getting so we had to take drastic measures, seems like threatening the board was our only way out. They gave us a million points each after negotiations over the week. We showed them. Hahahahaha. Now we back in business babeh. In our last board meeting we had a very lengthy agenda; our main concern, being lack of response from our visitors and in turn authors feeling highly unappreciated. They were just feeling unappreciated before we lit the skyfs. Someone mentioned that we had to break the silence of . . . . . then with mention of the word break we had a 5 minute recess. When the meeting resumed we got down to some serious tea and biscuits. We discussed why everyone but the giraffe was there, then we unanimously concluded that he was probably still in the fridge.(If you dont get that 1 then you had a bad childhood waha loser).

Aah crap sorry for the break in transmission. Dam. So our meating went quite well aside from the beef that twin had with eggy, but there was just too much at steak to let that get us down. I mean it was such a pattie issue. We really needed to russian to our decision. After all sosatie
these days just wouldnt condone such behaviour. Mince-soor managed to bring order again. Then we had a braai and spoke some more shit. Did i say smoked or spoke?
And that my dear friends is the highly tenderised version of the story. It was just tenderised before we.......
When not blogging Jacks Sick Sense of Humour freelances as an unemployed person for the New York times.