Got Jokes....Must Post

So...this is awkward...over 3 years later i realised this shit has to be revived. Twitter was a sperm, facebook was a bitch and the rest didnt even exist since our last post. Social network has evolved to a point where the original facebookers treat twitter mense like we treat 90's kids: in our day we soma used to poke someone if we wanted to chat. Guess what social bitches... in our day we actually spoke to someone if we wanted to speak to them (fykster the days when our pick up line was: do you have lip ice). Whatever happened to human interaction? This online shit is cool if you have ebola or something at least you know you wont infect anybody.

Other day i met the uncle from Akhalwayas Spice he choon me but there's no thyme like the present. I wys him ya eish tima the gharam reaper can be here any moment. Ya dont Dhaala he tells me. At his age he wants to become a DJ he even made me sample his track: Listen to that Phat BASSmati. Next stop I check the egyptian bra selling abayas, his name is Zubair but some ouens call him Jubah. He asks me why i don't go fordsburg anymore, i tell him theres only fashion and crime there i'm not interested in that cloak and dagger stuff...but you gotta smaak red cakes right so i go bakery. Only cake laaities working there now but nevertheless, at yeast they're trying to make a living...

Thats all for now... gonna try and keep up . So long check this video.
If you wanna phone prank a friend, message me on my blogger profile. I'll hook it up for you.

Some say he has an 8 second concentration span others say oooh bag of mini marshmallows....
All we know is his Jacks Sick Sense of Humour