Saturday, August 1, 2009

Introduction to Junaid




Waddup! Thats my boy Junaid. His quite a big shifting spanner, about 60cm in height and his even been to Warmbaths with us on many occasions. His seen here all dressed up just before a wedding. I know the pic aint so clear but then again non commenting punks dont deserve better, hardy! His been with us since the 80's. We found him in a dirty alley, orphaned. We took him in and grew him up as 1 of our own. He had trouble 'adjusting' at first but he soon 'shifted' into gear. He drove us 'nuts' at times and even though we used to 'bolt' him we still loved him very much. His biological parents were originally from Oogies. The main reason im posting this is because he has come of age now and its time he settles down. So heres more info about him ladies.....drop him a line if you interested.
Name: Junaid Spanner
Age: 24
Interests: Going out to parties, movies, computer games and hanging around in the workshop.
Favourite Movie: Grease
Favourite Snack: Nuts
Size: 24 Inches, very well hung and hard.
Good Habits: Always stainless
Bad Habits: Steeling
Most Embarassing Moment: Almost got confiscated by a military officer because i was mistaken for a weapon. 'who you going to hummerrr'.
What I look for in a woman: She should be willing to shift often, silver in complexion and she must be great in the workshop (If you know what i mean).
A little more about me: I love heavy metal! Im no bobejaan spanner so dont take any chances with me. If another man dares to look at my woman i will unfasten their nuts. I love to be held tight sometimes and long walks in the grease.

So thats our bra Junaid ladies. Lets see how many responses he gets and maybe he will find that special someone until the steel mill do they part.

Jacks Sick Sense of Humour was recently institutionalised after being declared mentally unfit for society.

6 comments:

  1. I HEARD JUNAID IS 'SHIFTING' COZ HE GOT A NEW SPUN IN 'BOLT'ON AT THAT NUT FACTORY BUT WHILE HE IS THERE HE PLANS TO GO SORT OUT THAT 'KNOB' BECAUSE HE ALMOST 'SCRWED HIM OVER

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  2. hey junaid .. i'd love to get to know you better ....

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  3. great stuff...dude

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  4. Hey i know Junnaid...

    He came out with that nissan slogan "shift expectations" I hear spanner owens smaaked it.

    now he's in the phone business, it was hard for him to adjust, but he hass the will of steel. and a stainless reputation.

    but this oke is a bit heavy, cos when he opens his nuts and loosens the pipe, lots of things get wet.

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