How to avoid that second date....

Sooo you think you got vision cos you dating an optometrist?? Think again! Or is it look again? Have you noticed most optometrists wear glasses? How cool is that!!! I mean its not everyday you find a doctor whose sick. But what happens when things on a first date aren’t so cool huhhh? just for the record, sense not everything to make has! See, you just corrected and made sense of that…

Ok, lets get started with the topic. Its self explanatory if you actually think about it..All you could do is. Just avoid the call, I mean you girls are really good at ignoring! That’s the easy way out BUT if you as complex as us, listed below you will find a few good ways to get outta it.WHY THE TOPIC YOU ASK??Look here punk! If you had a REALLY cool blog wouldn’t you put it on huh? Yeah im cool,I know, I know..Well enough about me, how’s your sister? Damn im getting carried away again!

Moving on.. In todays time at 10:39, thanks to the electronic and modern world of technology, you have something called photoshop (notice, I never say WE have,I said YOU have….figure it out) which makes you people look stunning on facebook or wherever (except in real life of cos) like you being on a front cover of a magazine or you literally on cloud 9 or something! Well we don’t see it happening anywhere else, apart from an obituary…

Just a few ways to AVOID the second date…(after seeing how bad your date looks in real life)

Say the wrong things.. Say stuff like…

I really don’t like this place at all but..errmmm.. I had to use this 2 for 1 voucher/coupon shit cos it expires tomorrow…

I never said you NEED a nose job or facial , Im just saying you fat, oops! I meant its not gonna hurt to at least consider it.

Also try asking her if she met up in accident or does she dress up like that?

If it’s a blind date, remember you don’t have to dress smart!!Dude shes blind!! If she is, try not putting deoderant. Hopefully it works! And also try taking bubble wrap with you, and just don’t stop pressing. It should annoy her. She’s blind NOT deaf!

Make sure you keep randomly mention rules from our blog..eg. “http://recycleyourbrain.blogspot.com/ says..Rule 304 : Strike while the iron is hot and burn your ear” You could make up your own rules though! However, consult with us first!

Before you leave, just outta the blue ask something like : “Hey,Wana go half on a baby?”

For gals... errm you could try chewing on the pen the waiter gives you and then play with your hair? Wait that might turn the guy on.

Try magic tricks which just refuse to work, hopefully it’l make her disappear. If it works, teach me how to do it! Or maybe I could hire you for the next function!

Forget the punchline of a joke and just cover yourself by saying she’s fat or something.

Tell her she reminds you of your late granny.Double twisted meaning with hope she takes late as being dead!!

Be a cry baby, tel her of your problems and why your previous chicks left you! hopefully she’l leave you also.

Try to be like this mind or palm reader or one of these freaky things! Tell her she’s gonna meet another guy by accident and then she’l end up in ICU and die!

Theres a lot more but unfortunately I don’t have the time as I need to get back to work! If the above mentioned does not work , errrm good luck on your second date!

But here is something you could try on the second date: show up in a giant chicken suit and say “But I thought woman like huge cocks?”.

Please feel free to comment!

Dhalshoobab!!