Rumour has it....cigarettes cause cancer....pregnant?breastfeeding?you smoke can harm your baby!(or even burn your tit for that matter) Yeah!You read right! I said TIT! ..Your smoke can harm those around you (ya well, fuck them)...bla bla bla.. Errr i thought about focusing on one of the more common ones ... "SMOKING KILLS" - NO SHIT it fucken kills!! So the fuck does a gun!! Do you find a warning label on an AK-47??NOO??Didnt think so! 'Cos you know a gun can kill the fuck out of you!!!
So im looking to buy a car..Do i find a label that says "CARS KILL" or maybe "ACCIDENTS KILL" ????? NO I DONT!! But buying a box of cigarettes CAN FUCKEN KILL YOU!! Calm down?FOR WHAT? Cigarettes causes cancer which "KILL"...Cars causes accidents which "KILL" so why the fuck are there no warning labels on cars?!!
ohhh before i forget...People believe laughter is the best medicine,HOWEVER< most cancer patients still prefer Chemotherapy..
Moving on...People say a cigarette cuts 5 minutes of your life..Regarding this,lets look at a smoker who smokes a pack a day MINIMUM. Each day he takes a 100 minutes away from his OWN life and if he got any friends he takes a few minutes of their lives (Remember : "YOUR SMOKE CAN HARM THOSE AROUND YOU" - AHEM COUGH FUCK THEM AHEM AHEM) This would mean in a month he takes away 3000 min of his life,right? Being a bit clever i KNOW this is EXACTLY 94 hours..or more...
Wait, i jus need to google the answer...brb...
Back...SOOO..According to dumb ass google the answer is 50 hours!!so thats 4days 8 hours 75 minutes...
Brb again!!!gotta google that shit also.....
The correct answer is 2 days and 2 hours!i mean who never know that!!SMARTASS GOOGLE
PIECE OF SHIT!!
This now means he lives a February month throughout the year except for the actual month of February.In February he lives a 26 day month.Over 15 years he loses a month of his life..but GID FORBID the bastard dies in an accident :-( with a car that FUCKEN KILLS!!!
This now brings about confusion.Would this guy die a month later had he not been a smoker?OR Had he not had a car,would he have lived longer and die of cancer?(obviously preferring chemo to laughter)
Its like saying you are a healthy driver!!WTF??thats if you bound to die in an accident....I mean why dont they put a WARNING LABEL on a packet of prunes..something like "WARNING-CAUSES DIGESTION" or "EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT"
(maybe there is, i just havent checked)
If you doing it for cigarettes,do it for evrything else also!!
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